WTF THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, bro, what the hell is going on check here here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to make sense of it all. Is this even real life? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please explain before I go completely bonkers? How In The Hell?! Dude, this is utterly bullshit. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's